Joke: Akpos and the chemist

Akpos enters a chemist shop and screams “I Want A Cond0m!!”
The Female chemist angrily replied
“Sir, could you be a bit more decent?”
then, Akpos unzips his trouser and takes out his Big “John Thomos” in front of the lady and screamed:
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” Excuse me Ma! Please, do you have clothes for this Handsome Dude…???
Describe Akpos In One Word