A foremost political party in Our dear country popularly know as "the ruling party" requires for the immediate appointment into the House of representatives, a qualification hooligan, with the following professional qualifications:
First degree in boxing or kickboxing-
A professional diploma in agressive cover-up techniques
Must be a duely certified liar with vast experience in corrupt practices.
Must be ready to shun the voices of the people , inallegiance to the parties wish.
possession of a falsified Educational degree will be an added advantage.
Duely qalified candidates should forward there detailed Cv`s to the party secretariat
NB: Please note that candidates with deadly upper-cuts will be give preference
The Selection processes will definitely be biased and open to changes without notice as this is part of the party policy.
Shortlisted athletics with be a course in political jargon`s to familiarise the with the language of the tournament
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